~~A LOVE LETTER BY AN ACCOUNTANT~~

I will CREDIT you my love,

If you will DEBIT me your love...

I'll record our romance in a JOURNAL,

and POST it to LEDGER of my heart...

I'll keep an ACCOUNT of our love,

Based on DOUBLE-ENTRY ...

This way you'll know the BALANCE c/d,

And the AMOUNT of love I have for you...

Our courtship is carried out on WORKSHEET,

ADJUSTING ENTRIES are necessary to make our love steady...

TRIAL BALANCE shows we are meant for each other,

Because the TOTAL of our love, is one and the same...

CLOSING ENTRIES are made whendown the aisle we take,

PROFIT & LOSS statement, tells what has happened...

Let's see our BALANCE SHEET...

What are our ASSETS, LIABILITIES..??

Oh my goodness..!

It shows a dozen kids.!!! These are our EQUITIES....

~~p/s: by our lect. at UUM~~~